You Might Be A Liberal IF...

Roanoke Times columnist Ed Lynch has a list that’s a take off of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..."
except it’s about liberals; for instance:
You might be a liberal if:
You think that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Michael Moore.
You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and the less fortunate, but you have never given blood.
You have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs.
You uphold a woman’s right to choose, unless a woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.

It's a great list, check it out here.

I nods to Sworn Enemy