Thursday, December 30, 2004

A Clinton Funded Study?

My North Florida Agent, ”Deep Skipper" (not his real name) is on the ball and advised me of this very important study that will have global implications.

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

There are many side effects that are not mentioned, for instance, the porn industry. Just think, porn producer’s profits will soar as doctors will give referrals to, how shall we say it, the most prolific segment of society. I can see further studies and even the WHO getting involved. Things will happen fast. This discovery by its very nature will cause millions of men to have their "potency" assessed and I can see internet ads now as a whole new offshoot of the masculine mystique blossoms.
"Prevent breast cancer! call Tom, the most potent man in Big Lick (an actual place in
Kentucky) Doctor certified therapist and gentle practitioner, call today for your schedule or e-mail at....."
I must admit that
North Carolina State University had a lot of balls to organize and perform this study. Many other medical experts and high profile institutions have weighed in approvingly. read all about it hereand as far as I can tell I am the first blogger to get this up, on line. Ya know; Bill Clinton had to have funded this.


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